Sunday, September 13, 2009
Turning Back the Hands of Time
Saturday, May 16, 2009
NBA All Tattoo Team and 8th Grade Invitational Camp
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Sports In The Joint...The View From the Row
Compassion and empathy. I am truly thankful for every day I have. The following column is written by Hogfather, direct from the row, at a prison near you. It is not any political statement on capital punishment. In this year of 2009 we have more people in prison in the United States than any country and next year we will have more, because prison is a growth industry. So listen closely to what the Hogfather has to say especially at the end, and count you blessings.
You got the half. Your got 2. Your got the half….This is what it is like when there is some sporting event coming on here in prison. We’re just as competitive as we were in the free world but now we are not “watching” our favorite team. We here on the Row must listen to the game on the little clock radio that we have tuned to the gills so that we can pick up that AM station way down that dial after the sun goes down. “Say, You guys picking it up down on Westwood One?”…is something that is asked about everytime there is something on because everyone is scrambling to get the best reception and because there are several places to get a good game we ask one another where it is coming in the best. The games fade late at night but if you are on the strongest station, you can get it REALLY LOW towards the end of the game. Here we have to work together to get our dose of football or basketball or even NASCAR.
This being Sunday is a NASCAR day for me. I play a little fantasy by picking 5 cars against someone else’s five cars. At the end of the race if the total finishing place of your five are lower than his, then you my friend are the winner. I have done this for a long time and get the NASCAR magazine because it gives me the breakdown on every single race and who is good where. I know more about each track and driver than the competition usually, but I assure you that does not mean I win. In that sport a hotdog wrapper can cause your car to overheat and that is the end of your ace car. It’s not like football where another player comes in for the one suffering some ailment. You have the one car and if that thing blows then your day blows.
Football is by far the biggest sport in prison. I have been a few places and it is always the same. Nothing trumps the game. I don’t care what is happening…if the game is on ain’t nothing happening anymore but football. The guys that don’t like it, and there are some, are looked upon as wierdo’s. Something ain’t right about those cats. Better keep an eye out for those dudes.
We all have our favorite teams, but if you’re a fan of a team that is not from Texas, you had better been born there and can prove it. Don’t just like them because they have won a few championships because at that point you’re fake. If you are not down with the same team for life, the you are not a real fan and personally, I do not want to hear about your lifelong devotion to the team that just so happened to win the Super Bowl the last few years. I’m a Dallas fan and I have had to fight because of that fact. If you are a diehard fan here and have not had at least one fight because of your team then something’s wrong.
Texan fans And Cowboy fans clash every Sunday. If Dallas wins and Houston loses then you will hear the Dallas fans talking smack. If it is the other way around then Houston fans get their day to rub it in. Either way this is done every weekend. If they both win, they they look to WHO they played. If Dallas beat the better team they are the best.
Basketball gets wild. A lot of teams and a long season. I really just like the Mavericks. I look at the record everyday when I get my paper. Beyond that , I do not pay attention until the finals roll around. A ton of people here are like that but it is the San Antonio Spurs fans that rule the prisons. I hate them because I like Dallas but I will take them before I will take Houston. My best friend is a Spurs fan, he listens to them every chance he can. I’d rather read. When finals come around I get in the mix to see who will take the championship. I like the Lakers this year because Boston is hurt, but who know what could happen. Dallas will make the playoffs, and lose first round just like the Cowboys, but I know that going in so it doesn’t make me mad.
There are shotguns to play, parlays during football season, fantasy EVERYTHING…baseball, football, basketball, and my favorite, NASCAR.
Guys here can tell you stats from games that were played last year. I am not messing with you about that. Some guys here spend every minute reading sports magazines and saving them from the year before. I have seen gambling books that are so detailed that they could be sold in the free world and give the layman a HUGE advantage. Like Bibles, they cherish every page and update them all the time. It is how they make it year to year and if they do good they eat like kings. If they don’t they have to eat what TDC makes and for them that ain’t alot these days. People bet chicken trays, pork chops, and the best of the food on games if they don’t have a few stamps. ANYTHING to get into the action or to make the game that much more enjoyable. Nothing like your team winning AND you get a chicken tray.
In prison sports takes us from a world filled with 23 hours of lockdown and places us at the games with our teams. We leave this place for another one and if our team loses it just gets as quiet as a church because all of us are hurt just a little. Come Monday we will be our old selves and because there is a game we’ll be making our bets for that one as well. It’s a way of life and as much a part of prison life as these razor fences that surround this place. During the week we are just locked up but come Sunday Whatever our ill, they take a backseat to the game. escape this joint to be with the team of our choosing. We make spreads (elaborate meals) just like the ones that we would enjoy as if we were tailgating at the game, and for a time we are free to enjoy the competition! It is what we need and the reason it is so important to this life. At the end of the day I’ll sit back and wonder what must have happened to that guy down the run who would rather read than watch football. Maybe I can get some action on that. I’ll hit up the guys and see if we can get a be going on what it was…maybe I’ll get me a chicken tray!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sweet Sixteen Here We Come
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Let The MADNESS Begin
Monday, March 16, 2009
Hoops Hoops Everywhere...It's Madness
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Two Obvious Coaches Left Out
Sunday, February 8, 2009
East/West...The Unstated Rivalry
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
UCLA Basketball and College Hoops
With all the utmost respect for both coaches, I could see where he was coming from. I grew up on the west coast. I remember growing up, my Joe Caldwell led ASU Sundevils were the last team to ever beat UCLA in a Western Regional for about the next 12 years.
The following year UCLA won the NCAA with a very short team. Then they won 3 years in a row with Kareem Abdul Jabaar. A mystique was born. I got to watch them every chance I could. I watched them lose in the Astrodome to the Big E and then pound him mercilessly in the NCAA finals. It was exciting basketball. They played fast and precise and had enough freedom to improvise. And the only team that could beat them was USC with Paul Westphal and Mo Layton. It was almost like listening to a great run by Coltrane...you might have an idea where it was going and it was very exciting along the way.
Fast forward to todays UCLA. Yes their defense is good. Yes coach Howland is a good coach. But his teams are BORING. I know coach Wooden has got to be thinking, "let the reigns off the racehorses and let them play." Honestly, I have never seen a team so deliberate on offense with that much talent. It is like watching paint try. They have real talent and they really have put the brakes on them. It is easy to hold the points down when you are deep in the shot clock. Ask Jeff Van Gundy.
And this brings me to my main point. I used to be one of those guys who said the college game is the best. Not so anymore. Now the teams are overcoached. Typical pregame has the coach strut out in an Armani a few minutes before game time and stand up and orchestrate the whole game like a little rooster. Also, the refs slow the game down...way down.
Coach Wooden was seated most of the game. Coach K, a great coach, is seated more than most, except when talking to the ref. Believe it or not, so was coach Knight. Sit down boys, the game will be better. Let your players make some decisions...I know a frightful act. Now I have come to realize, the pros score more, have bigger, much bigger, better players, and are basically freaks of nature. If I need a quick fix of basketball, Kobe and Lebron will do it for me every time over dear old State U. College basketball matters for one month and then we will generally see many of the guys Dickie V raves about become undersized pros.
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Musings of a Goofball
Dickie V talks about Psycho T from North Carolina. That is to be expected, he is an ACC homer. However, Blake G from OU may well be the best big man in college and if I am an NBA GM, that would be the man that has the size to be a real dominant pro.
Speaking of the pros, here is a success story you probably won't find in this day and age. We had twin high schools in Phoenix, Alhambra and Maryvale, both holding about 5,000 students when I attended Alhambra. Both were built in the same year and were within 5 miles of each other. A good friend in high school who attended Maryvale was Pete Babcock. We would play ball at his house in the summer. Pete was a school teacher in Phoenix a few years later. Don Nelson had him do some free lance scouting reports for the Bucks when teams came into Phoenix...on a free per game temporary basis. Coach Nelson was so impressed with Petes work that Pete eventually got hired. Pete made it all the way to GM of the Atlanta Hawks as well as the Clippers when they were in San Diego. That is quite a leap from the humble beginnings of a school teacher....By the way, when UCLA was winning all those games, the only team that won in Pauly Pavilion for the longest time was USC, which had a team made up of future pros Paul Westphal and Mo Layton, among others. AND, they didn't get to go to the NCAA tournament, because in those days only the conference champion did.